Video 62
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Posted 3 days ago

theavc:

If you are a human being between the ages of approximately 21 and 35, you should be excited that the cast of The Adventures Of Pete And Pete is reuniting.

WHAAAAT. yes. yesyesyes.

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Quote 167
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I make more mistakes than anyone else I know, and sooner or later, I patent most of them.
Thomas Edison (via youmightfindyourself)
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Posted 2 months ago
“I’ve been worried about how uptight I am and how I’m no fun and then I was worried I wouldn’t fit in here or be able to hang with you guys. But you know what? Why don’t you ever ask yourselves whether you can hang with me? Why am I always the one who has to adapt? I’m sick of this crap.” Truth. Sing it, Annie.

“I’ve been worried about how uptight I am and how I’m no fun and then I was worried I wouldn’t fit in here or be able to hang with you guys. But you know what? Why don’t you ever ask yourselves whether you can hang with me? Why am I always the one who has to adapt? I’m sick of this crap.”

Truth. Sing it, Annie.

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You can be confused AND correct.

dailypeptalk:

Pep Talk: It makes total sense that you’re confused about this. We’re all confused about something and yet, here we are, making choices, moving on, and living happy lives. There isn’t enough information in the world to make a fully informed decision so you’re just going to have to trust yourself. You’ve never made a wrong choice before and this one will be no different. 

Today remind yourself: I can be confused AND correct.

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thedailywhat: Pure Evil Prank of the Day: Redditor Halveraptor calls this one “How to piss off your intelligent significant other without even trying.” In related news, being able to use English properly means you’re “intelligent.” [reddit.] This would drive me bonkers. Zoom

thedailywhat:

Pure Evil Prank of the Day: Redditor Halveraptor calls this one “How to piss off your intelligent significant other without even trying.”

In related news, being able to use English properly means you’re “intelligent.”

[reddit.]

This would drive me bonkers.

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Posted 3 months ago
thedailywhat: 99 Percenter of the Day: Legendary Jeopardy! contestant Ken Jennings just posted this image to his blog under the header “solidarity.” What is sh*t just got real. [k-j / h/t: reddit.] Zoom

thedailywhat:

99 Percenter of the Day: Legendary Jeopardy! contestant Ken Jennings just posted this image to his blog under the header “solidarity.”

What is sh*t just got real.

[k-j / h/t: reddit.]

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theavc: Sean O’Neal: So who is this “Crabbe” guy? He’s like a bully? So he’s like a bully wizard?Genevieve Koski (without hesitation): He’s a Slytherin—the evil house. One of Malfoy’s friends/toadies/bodyguards. There’s two of them, Crabbe and Goyle.Sean: Um, okay. Well, he tried to bomb London.Genevieve: I heard! So method.Sean: Yeah, what does that mean? Is it really “method”? Does he bomb somebody in the movie? Genevieve: Hmm… I think he might be the one who set off the Fiendfyre, which is, like, unquenchable fire that killed someone. Lemme check. Sean: Okay… I appreciate this info and everything, but I’m also kind of laughing right now. Genevieve (without so much as a SPOILER ALERT): Yes, he conjured Fiendfyre trying to kill Harry in the Battle Of Hogwarts, but ended up killing himself. And I don’t care. Laugh away. We both know you’re going to make a Fiendfyre joke in that Newswire, and you have me to thank for it. Sean: Actually, I’ll probably just do this meta thing where I spell out this whole conversation, since I’m not really keen on making a joke about something called ‘Fiendfyre.’ Genevieve: Good, cite your sources. Crabbe from Harry Potter was arrested for trying to blow up a bomb in London. This is the conversation that ensued between Genevieve, our Potter expert, and Sean, our Newswire editor. HA. Zoom

theavc:

Sean O’Neal: So who is this “Crabbe” guy? He’s like a bully? So he’s like a bully wizard?

Genevieve Koski (without hesitation): He’s a Slytherin—the evil house. One of Malfoy’s friends/toadies/bodyguards. There’s two of them, Crabbe and Goyle.

Sean: Um, okay. Well, he tried to bomb London.

Genevieve: I heard! So method.

Sean: Yeah, what does that mean? Is it really “method”? Does he bomb somebody in the movie?

Genevieve: Hmm… I think he might be the one who set off the Fiendfyre, which is, like, unquenchable fire that killed someone. Lemme check.

Sean: Okay… I appreciate this info and everything, but I’m also kind of laughing right now.

Genevieve (without so much as a SPOILER ALERT): Yes, he conjured Fiendfyre trying to kill Harry in the Battle Of Hogwarts, but ended up killing himself. And I don’t care. Laugh away. We both know you’re going to make a Fiendfyre joke in that Newswire, and you have me to thank for it.

Sean: Actually, I’ll probably just do this meta thing where I spell out this whole conversation, since I’m not really keen on making a joke about something called ‘Fiendfyre.’

Genevieve: Good, cite your sources.

Crabbe from Harry Potter was arrested for trying to blow up a bomb in London. This is the conversation that ensued between Genevieve, our Potter expert, and Sean, our Newswire editor.

HA.

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thedailywhat: This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: A Muslim woman has filed a discrimination lawsuit against Southwest Airlines for allegedly removing her from a San Jose-bound flight after she told a Verizon representative on the phone “I’ve got to go.” Huh? Read on: Irum Abbassi, who was “readily identifiable as Muslim by what she wore,” wrote in her complaint that a flight attendant thought she heard her say “it’s a go,” and called security to escort Abbassi off the plane. Once deplaned, a TSA agent quickly determined that Abbassi did not pose a risk and allowed her to re-board. Except that she couldn’t: The captain reportedly barred her re-entry, claiming crew members were “uncomfortable” with her presence. Abbassi is suing for punitive damages. [tpm.] Seriously. I’ve heard too much from this company not to believe that everyone is not exaggerating. BOYCOTT THEM. Zoom

thedailywhat:

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: A Muslim woman has filed a discrimination lawsuit against Southwest Airlines for allegedly removing her from a San Jose-bound flight after she told a Verizon representative on the phone “I’ve got to go.”

Huh? Read on:

Irum Abbassi, who was “readily identifiable as Muslim by what she wore,” wrote in her complaint that a flight attendant thought she heard her say “it’s a go,” and called security to escort Abbassi off the plane.

Once deplaned, a TSA agent quickly determined that Abbassi did not pose a risk and allowed her to re-board. Except that she couldn’t: The captain reportedly barred her re-entry, claiming crew members were “uncomfortable” with her presence.

Abbassi is suing for punitive damages.

[tpm.]

Seriously. I’ve heard too much from this company not to believe that everyone is not exaggerating. BOYCOTT THEM.

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Posted 4 months ago
Interesting. Zoom

Interesting.

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Posted 4 months ago
Yep. That’d be the best.

Yep. That’d be the best.

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